Sanity Agreement for Jon Stewart’s Fan Base

Dear Reader,
I feel the need to say that I don’t normally write like this but in honor of my favorite Real or Fake Newscaster Jon Stewart, I gave it a shot. ~ Thanks JS for rallying the reasonable.

In order to create a more sane America, I, the undersigned Jon Stewart Fan, agree to the following:

  1. I will not be a dick.
  2. I will not be a dick even if the other guy is a dick. (Which means not calling them names like ‘dick’ btw)
  3. I will not completely dismiss, distort, contort, or literally throw away REAL facts just so I can make my points.
  4. While I have the right to carry a gun, I will not use it – or my fists or feet or anything that blows up for that matter – to try to communicate my point.
  5. I will not hate people or assume they are insane just because I disagree with them.
  6. I will not hate people just because they are Glenn Beck and are most likely truly insane.
  7. If someone has facts and concerns that are different than mine and talks like a sane person, I will try to listen and I will be nice about it. Including not making disapproving facial expressions, under the breath noises or baiting comments designed to tap into their crazy.
  8. If someone has facts and concerns that are different than mine and talks like a crazy person, I will ask them to call me back when they land.
  9. I will pay attention to craziness and call it out in a non-dickish way when I see it.
  10. I will try not to drink too much of my own Koolaid. And I will do my best to take away others’ keys if I find them drunk on the stuff either.
  11. I will ask myself: Am I the crazy one? And If I hear myself answer – then I will know it really is me. And it’s all YOUR fault!
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    One Response to Sanity Agreement for Jon Stewart’s Fan Base

    1. dkrelle says:

      I agree!

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